Morning wood

Yep, that's really the title of this entry. As I was laying in bed this morning checking Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram and The Berry I wandered over to LDSPlanet to see if I had any new messages. As soon as I signed in the little chat bubble popped up. I looked to see who it was and he was cute, looked normal and seemed nice so I decided to say Hi back. This is how the conversation went...

DaddyDWright: Hi
Me: Hi, how are you?
DaddyDWright: Great...how are you?
Me: I'm pretty good! Just trying to force myself to get out of bed and get ready for church :)
DaddyDWright: Yeah, I am in bed tooo...damn morning woods

At this point I thought, "no way he just brought up morning wood in our first conversation". So I asked...

Me: morning wood? haha
DaddyDWright: Yep...huge
Me: Sorry, can't help ya there
DaddyDoucheLord: Ask how big
Me: Nah, I'm good, thanks
DaddyDoucheLord: Over 9 inches

WHAT THE CRAP JUST HAPPENED?? I screenshot our conversation cause I couldn't believe it and then I signed off. What kind of guy is on an LDS dating website and starts talking about his morning wood before even asking my name?? And on SUNDAY!! I might need to be scanned for a douche magnet hidden in my body cause I'm pretty sure these guys are somehow attracted to me.

Reason for this blog

In October 2014 I moved back to Utah after being in Las Vegas or almost 7 years. Many reasons brought me back but mostly because I just felt like I needed to be here. Everyday since I moved I've been trying to figure out why. I have a good job that I really like, I love being around my family, but leaving all my friends in Vegas was really hard. Luckily I have a few friends from Vegas that moved up here years before I did that I hang out with. Other then that it's been hard making friends and finding people that I like hanging out with. I guess that's why I turned to dating. I hate sitting at home doing nothing so I decided to see if I could fill my time with getting to know some guys and maybe find someone special. I've dated a few guys seriously since I've been here but nothing ever seems to work out. At this point I couldn't even tell you how many first dates I've been on. It's come to the point where half the time I can't remember the name of the guy I'm on the date with. Some have been good, most have been just okay, and some have been horrible!! If I have to go through all these dates I might as well write about them so someone can get some enjoyment from them.  I get most of my dates from LDSPlanet or Tinder...that might be my first problem. Let the fun begin!!