Yep, that's really the title of this entry. As I was laying in bed this morning checking Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram and The Berry I wandered over to LDSPlanet to see if I had any new messages. As soon as I signed in the little chat bubble popped up. I looked to see who it was and he was cute, looked normal and seemed nice so I decided to say Hi back. This is how the conversation went...
DaddyDWright: Hi
Me: Hi, how are you?
DaddyDWright: Great...how are you?
Me: I'm pretty good! Just trying to force myself to get out of bed and get ready for church :)
DaddyDWright: Yeah, I am in bed tooo...damn morning woods
At this point I thought, "no way he just brought up morning wood in our first conversation". So I asked...
Me: morning wood? haha
DaddyDWright: Yep...huge
Me: Sorry, can't help ya there
DaddyDoucheLord: Ask how big
Me: Nah, I'm good, thanks
DaddyDoucheLord: Over 9 inches
WHAT THE CRAP JUST HAPPENED?? I screenshot our conversation cause I couldn't believe it and then I signed off. What kind of guy is on an LDS dating website and starts talking about his morning wood before even asking my name?? And on SUNDAY!! I might need to be scanned for a douche magnet hidden in my body cause I'm pretty sure these guys are somehow attracted to me.
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